Kill, Refurb, Marry – Air Conditioned Attractions

I don’t really keep tabs on which attractions are air conditioned and which are not… I’m going to assume for this that almost any indoor attraction is air conditioned.  However, I decided not to count any of the super fast indoor rides (like Rockin’ Roller Coaster, Space Mountain, etc.).  While those might be air conditioned there’s too much going on for it to really make a difference.  For my choices I focused more on shows and that sort of thing.

Kill: Captain EO

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Why is this attraction still here?  It did replace Honey I Shrunk the Audience, which I also disliked, but I thought it was only coming back for a limited time in a tribute to Michael Jackson’s death.  But now it’s just been sitting there.  Maybe this was exciting back in the 80’s, but it’s so outdated now that it’s pretty much just laughable.  The storyline and the humor is outdated and the technology is outdated.  This is a space that they could do so much more with.

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